Faulkner

1.To repair or enhance something previously broken through use of everyday objects.
2. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand.
3. To jury-rig

Your car broke, huh? Give me that stick, some duct tape, and a piece of wire, and I.ll Faulkner ize it.

by (Faulker) August 9, 2008

Faulk

to tell an extreme lie, exagerated tale, or saying your going to do one thing and never do it.

to do the opposite as one is told

to make obscene jestures about ones friends

He told a Faulk to his best friend about getting spinners.

We told him to turn left, but he pulled a Faulk and went right

When I turned around he showed me his one finger Faulk. I flick him off back.

by John Doe October 28, 2004

Faulty Lie

Lies that are so bad thay under examination they are proven false

Adding insult to injury the Bush Administration is also been known to practice faulty lieing

by Terrorost killer #25 February 8, 2007

Faulty Wiring

the state of being stupid or acting stupidly

sorry I must have faulty wiring!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

fauxfound

Contrived analytical and verbose statements.

"Want to go play some GTA4 Team Deathmatch? It's regular deathmatch with capitalist overtones."

"Dude, that's pretty fauxfound. All you are doing is killing people and taking their money."

by Smegmaiden June 22, 2008

fauxfile

A fake profile on Myspace or Facebook.

Arnold's fauxfile said he was Brady, a 14 year old middle-schooler from Fresno. Another had him posing as a 22 year-old sorority girl from Arizona State. He was, in fact, a 52-year-old mail room clerk from Reno.

by Spinnerpom September 28, 2008

Mathew Faulkner

He loves to have showers with other guys and has a massive forehead. Isn’t he is also know as the big daddy Bigfoot or shower and has suck countless dicks in his time

Mathew Faulkner hopped in the shower

by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020