farmer's handshake

1) A substantial handful (noun)

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"

by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013

Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.

I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.

by bluenorther August 22, 2012

pp farmer

An osu! player who plays maps known for giving a bigger amount of performance points than others, pretty much every player that tries to climb in ranks, as noone has 100 HDHR tech maps as top plays. It's mostly used as a derogatory therm by players ranked lower than the pp farmer, to try and look down on their top plays.

10k: Look, I passed you in few months of playing and I'm close to 4 digits now!
6 digit: Pffft, pp farmer your top play is a Sotarks map...

by osutherms September 24, 2018

Farmer Girl

A sweet sweet girl who wakes at sunrise, and gets plowed.

Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.

by peepeesuxer May 17, 2018

troll farmer

One who gets a group of friends or employees to troll a forum en mass to cause dissent or disrupt its operation.

Putin turned troll farmer this election to disrupt the DNC.

by Low-tone Bob April 13, 2017

Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

Pullin' a Farmer

sleeping on or in a pile of your own goddamn clothes

we all were pullin' a farmer when we slept on sheets that bella had pissed on

by C. Weddin & The Atlantic Playboy May 13, 2006