farmer vogue 

otherwise known as a plaid flannel. farmer vogue is now commenly worn by teenage boys that inhabit southern california.farmer vogue makes boys look extremely attractive.

Drew:i like that shirt that guy is wearing, what is it called?

haley:it's called farmer vogue...all the hot guys wear it


cassie: my next boyfriend must wear farmer vogue!they just look so cool and surfer boy when they wear it

farmer vogue by cassandra says October 6, 2008

farmer's tan 

When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.

Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...

farmer's tan by Sharleen July 28, 2008

Farmer Scouts

Like scouts, but for culchies. Monaghan boys branch

I bet you were in the farmer scouts

Farmer Scouts by Abbot September 17, 2003

farmer snort 

Same as a Bum Blow:

To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.

The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.

farmer snort by Marty Keane May 15, 2005

Farmer Fetish

when one has a sexual fantasy to fuck/have sex with someone who is either a farmer or simply someone on a farm.

"Joe has a account on Farmersonly.com"

"oh damn didn't know he had a Farmer Fetish."

Farmer Fetish by dongsilla December 13, 2014

farmer brown's cock 

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".

On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."

farmer brown's cock by DjDenudo December 8, 2016

farmer cox 

a nice big man with a loose bum hole and a big cox if you get what i mean ;)

Suzi: im going to see farmer cox later, wanna come along bob?

Bobbart: hell yeAH

farmer cox by Fermer Average C0x October 3, 2017