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Flapping

The art of smacking your erect penis against your inner thigh to the point of climax.
"I walked in on my brother flapping and listening to the audio of a slaughterhouse."

"I had to rip out all the leg hair on my thigh because they were covered in cum from me flapping."
by theflapmaster December 18, 2013
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Flapping

The act of female masturbation. The female version of 'fapping' with reference to the flaps of the vagina.
Girl, I was flapping all night to fifty shades.

Summer to-do list: Slip, slop, slap and flap.
by SnowGirl October 2, 2014
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Fnapping

To Fap or Masterbate to anything relating to "Five Nights At Freddy's"
When the Foxy fans read the intense furry smut of their favorite pirate fox, most of them started Fnapping.
by PayPhone_Addict April 18, 2015
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fapping

Zac was having a fapping good time before he went UGGHHH
by bsn23o July 1, 2009
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Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014
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Mud-flappin'

The act of not wearing underwear, for females. Just as mud flaps behind the wheels of a truck flail wildly in the wind, a saggy vagina may mimic this flapping motion without the restriction of underwear. This is the alternative to "free balling" meant for female use only.
"Dude, it's my laundry day, so I'm mud-flappin' it today."
by PACHFI May 6, 2010
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penis flapping

flapping ones penis in a rotating circle at a guy/girl while making noises like a helicopter
I'm going to do some penis flapping with my girl tonight!
by mr flappy flaps October 14, 2014
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