The Failmax is a particular model of HP laptop with seriously fails, as soon as you unplug the charger if your doing anything decent on it it turns off. The keyboard also fails and feels like its about to fall apart
Must be a HP Failmax then
by GriefingSwagPyro June 6, 2010
Get the Failmax mug.Quite possibly the most offensive word to date, fallaffle insults any man, woman, or child who has any opinion of any kind. It also applies to animals including germs and seamen (we dont know what those count as). If you are dead, you are still offended. This word is prejidice against all races and cultures and is so powerful it causes buildings to shake and crumble to their foundations and makes 50 cent himself toss both quarters down the drain, fall to his knees, and weep. Religion is the most powerful form of opinion and therefor is insulted more than any other catagory.
by Thane January 24, 2007
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Get the falan mug.A Dirty Falafel Is when a man engages in rough anal intercourse with an Arab man who in turn, while covered with Crisco, Is making waffles by the bedside.
While we were doing the Dirty Falafel, I asked Muhammed if he wanted some Hummus on those golden waffles he was making.
Habib and I tried the dirty falafel, but we kept getting too much crisco on the waffle iron, and it began to smell of bacon. This was a major turn off for Habib, but not for Muhammed who could not be satiated simply by the smell of hummus
My friend Will's Prom was ruined when The Principal found the two arab exchange students had stolen a waffle iron from the cafeteria to do the dirty falafel in the men's restroom.
Habib and I tried the dirty falafel, but we kept getting too much crisco on the waffle iron, and it began to smell of bacon. This was a major turn off for Habib, but not for Muhammed who could not be satiated simply by the smell of hummus
My friend Will's Prom was ruined when The Principal found the two arab exchange students had stolen a waffle iron from the cafeteria to do the dirty falafel in the men's restroom.
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Get the Falafle mug.n. A term for an individual who has made a conscious decision to avoid any foods made from animals or any animal by-products.
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