by justin gib November 21, 2006
When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.
Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)
IRONIC FAILURE
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)
IRONIC FAILURE
by ThAtOneMexiCanDudE94 April 15, 2010
A: Dude! That concert was so bomb dot com!
B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..
B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..
by mplmaoxp November 11, 2010
1. When talking about machines, the way it dies/becomes permanently unusable/gets bricked/gets broken.
2. Refers to the method by which anything/anyone with a fixed life span meets their doom.
2. Refers to the method by which anything/anyone with a fixed life span meets their doom.
1. An overclocked CPU's mode of failure is usually overheating.
1. If the blown engine's mode of failure is a cracked connecting rod, you should modify the connecting rod to make it stronger.
2. Instead of being stabbed with a spear, a common mode of failure for Presidents of the US who die in office is being shot with a firearm.
2. "In the 1st Millennium, a common mode of failure for Popes was martyrdom."
1. If the blown engine's mode of failure is a cracked connecting rod, you should modify the connecting rod to make it stronger.
2. Instead of being stabbed with a spear, a common mode of failure for Presidents of the US who die in office is being shot with a firearm.
2. "In the 1st Millennium, a common mode of failure for Popes was martyrdom."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 21, 2006
When a person has lost all hope in life and has no goals or ambitions set and even if they did they wouldn't be able to maintain them.
Hey I'm going to go out and try my luck with all the women...
Ok, best if luck.
*Sighs* I was rejected by all 300... I have lost all hope, I'm such a failure in life!
Ok, best if luck.
*Sighs* I was rejected by all 300... I have lost all hope, I'm such a failure in life!
by Pablo890 October 20, 2022
The moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.
John: Hey Bob, I am going to get some coffee would you like some?
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..
by SFromDaOldskool May 18, 2011
This refers to when you're out drinking with a girl until she gets extremely wasted, than you go home and try to make a move or get her in the bed, but she completly rejects your ass and leaves.
Guy: wow, i totally got rejected by this hammered chick last night...
Guy #2: shit dude tough break. that is a gigantic Drunken Failure.
Guy #2: shit dude tough break. that is a gigantic Drunken Failure.
by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010