This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.
Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
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Bob's decline of his wife's offer to have sex with her while concurrently eating a sandwich was a total panda fail.
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Fail- An inability to complete an objective, task or job either assigned or volunteered for.
Epic Fail -A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.
Fail- An inability to complete an objective, task or job either assigned or volunteered for.
Epic Fail -A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.
Jack: Uh, dude? I may or may not have wrecked 14 ferrari's with my moped after derailing a whole train carrying nothing but kittens and puppies...
Jim: Epic Fail, Man. EPIC Fail.
Jim: Epic Fail, Man. EPIC Fail.
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I failed😔
Ohh shit did u have fail gail?
Yup I didn’t even do anything wrong
I failed😔
Ohh shit did u have fail gail?
Yup I didn’t even do anything wrong
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also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"
this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians
also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"
this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians
im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test
sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school
sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school
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