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Fail nail

Basically a Problem with something you have created. in the example of a story it can be anything from forgetting to add a comma to the lack of a plot.
Author: dude i just finished my story! i spent like 3 months hammering all the Fail Nails out of it though! >_< but now im sure its ready for the public!

Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!

Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
by \m/Metal\m/ September 11, 2010
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Fail Festival

(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary
(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
(Noun)1: You
by Bograth, PhD Wordsmith March 6, 2007
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A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.

therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.

or something along those lines.
person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH

person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE
by thisismyname:):) October 3, 2009
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FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.
She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.
by twilyth June 17, 2008
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Fail whale

Randy: " oh God please Dear god no.."
*fail whale"
Randy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Randy: "* bangs head on keyboard* My life is over"
Me: " you okay?"
by Sully:) May 16, 2009
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Fail Bus

The short bus boarded by those who experience epic failure often.
by Emo Panda-kun May 7, 2009
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fail muffin

This peculiar term is very confusing. Even the creators of this term aren't quite sure what it REALLY means.

A person who is going to beat someone else may be serving them a tray of fail muffins. Or perhaps just one fail muffin. It depends on the size of the fail.

Or, it usually is used to describe something that really sucks.

You might tell someone to eat a fail muffin if they do something dumb. Or, you know, fail.
"Biology eats the fail muffin."
"Haha yeah, I hate Bio."

"1,2,3,4,5,7..."
"...eat a fail muffin dude.."

"I'm gonna beat you so bad"
"No way man! I'm gonna serve you a fail muffin!"
by Emily Taylor June 21, 2008
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