failure to launch

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks

molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"

by justin gib November 21, 2006

Ironic Failure

When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)

IRONIC FAILURE

by ThAtOneMexiCanDudE94 April 15, 2010

An Urban Failure

When people post words on Urban Dictionary, but the negative votes outweigh the positive votes.

A: Dude! That concert was so bomb dot com!

B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..

by mplmaoxp November 13, 2010

Catastropic Failure

Any malfunction of massive proportion, geographically located between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.

"The BP oil spill was just north of being a catastropic failure.

by TheCapitalC June 12, 2011

failure in life

When a person has lost all hope in life and has no goals or ambitions set and even if they did they wouldn't be able to maintain them.

Hey I'm going to go out and try my luck with all the women...
Ok, best if luck.

*Sighs* I was rejected by all 300... I have lost all hope, I'm such a failure in life!

by Pablo890 October 20, 2022

Cerebrum Failure

The moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.

John: Hey Bob, I am going to get some coffee would you like some?
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..

by SFromDaOldskool June 11, 2011

failure to society

You and you're friends

James: you're such a failure to society
Failure to society: fucking crist I know

by ThenPerish February 24, 2020