vagina facts

a list of all the men that have had sex with a girl

"i almost had sex with her"
"why didn't you"
"have you seen her vagina facts?"

by john's mom's mom March 31, 2010

Factinion

Factinion is a blend of "fact" and "opinion". If everyone believes it to be true than it MUST be a fact.

Mike: Dude, everyone wants to bone your mom.
Ryan: No, that's a lie.
Mike: No, it's a factinion.

by madisonbonner November 14, 2010

50 facts about women

A list about women, which will deeply offend the female gender. After being offended, the female will then reply with an offensive response, and unknowingly prove the list to be factual.

Female: "Woe is me, for I have been offended. Now I must prove that I am correct, by making a big deal out of something that was originally intended to bring laughter...why? Because I have no sense of humor, and I am extremely sensitive"

by The Minority March 7, 2005

fattist

Someone Predjudiced against Fat People.
Or who feels detested at the sight of these sores upon the eye, who feel it is pish these bastards cost us our taxes to pay for their treatment for cholestorol on the NHS when all they need is to spend a week with some starving africans.Who continually whinge about there weight and do nothing about it and who where revealing close when they should be locked away.

"aww rank" Man Upon Spotting a Fatty on the bus

"Your Fattist you bastard" Fatty says to man

"No I think you'll find ur the Fattest" Man On Bus

by trubru91 February 4, 2007

Fartist

A fake artist. The new generation of rich, nothing to do kids. Their art is all about shock value, aesthetic, and how it might sound when explaining it to a group of mutual friends in a dive bar. Fartist's are internally tormented for not being born Jack Kerouac or Charles Bukowski, so they invent pseudo life struggles to get close to the likes of great men and woman like that.

The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.

Fartist 1: Hey man, I just wrote a song: "I can't stand living one more night, on my friends mattress, another parental fight..."
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.

by JimmyCreature May 18, 2014

Fatist

noun
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the fat and skinny peoples achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own size is superior and has the right to rule others.
3. hatred or intolerance of peoples of girth

Leola, I was working out at the gym yesterday, in my Pilates class and this, Fat fella came waddling in and god he smelled I hate these people. They have to wear slip on shoes because they cant bend over and tie there laces.
Iknow what you mean Z, I wish they were all sent to an island far, far away and every one in this country could be fit and skinny, right Wanda
Yeah, They disgust me.

If you find your self in this conversation you are a Fatist.

See also Thinite

by Billy G....From September 29, 2007

true facts

Said in response to a comment that is very true. Can also be spelled "true fax" or "tru fax/true fax".

May also be shortened to simply "truth".

"Dude, Anchorman is seriously one of the funniest movies ever."
"True Facts."

by beyond_retarded May 27, 2008