Face Battle

What we should use instead of kiss

We face battled roughly as we loved each other and couldn't stop the feeling

by Niall is a sexy fucker December 30, 2013

bar face

usually sets in around your 4th or 5th drink of alcohol, it occurs when your face becomes expressionless and thus less attractive. Can be a particular downside when attempting to attract members of the opposite sex

Brandon:"Woah, John's not doing to well over there with the ladies. He looks totally plastered"

Nate: "You're right. Better get him some gum to chew quick to get rid of that bar face!"

by Natron B November 6, 2009

Wank Face

A complete and total wanker, two faced. Bastard.

Can you believe what he did?! What a wank face!

by crazyarsedfly August 19, 2011

face palm

The act of slapping your forehead with the palm of your head in exasperation.

Guy 1: Holy shit, I just realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same tune!
Guy 2: *face palms*

by kirbydude January 16, 2007

Paint that face up

To ejaculate on another person's face.

"Girl, you lookin' good tonight, couple more drinks and I'm gonna paint that face up."

by BigLue February 11, 2010

soy face

The face a nu-male makes when taking a selfie with his mouth gaping open.

Also known as glory hole face.

Joe's always on instagram taking selfies with that really awkward soy face.

by uncle__fester June 12, 2018

Two-Face

Someone who pretends to be your friend but talks negatively about you when you're not around

I thought Kaila was my friend, but it turns out she talks shit about me behind my back, what a two-face.

by Carnalidge April 5, 2009