A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?
B: What's the first?
A: *troll face*
B: What's the first?
A: *troll face*
Facebook by HappyAlexR July 24, 2011
Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.
Facebook by sundowncreeping February 7, 2013
A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.
1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim?
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.
Facebook by Facebook_Hater February 5, 2010
A place where people can meet otherpeople online or friend request people without ever having to meet them or have a face to face conversations. Aka a waste of time.
Luke: Hey Marry, I say your pictures the other night on facebook. You look great!
Marry: Who are you?
Marry: Who are you?
Facebook by bethany020 February 8, 2010
Facebook by anditwasamazing October 4, 2010