funk master fresh

A brand of vaginal douche.

"My twat reeks something fierce, I need to go buy some Funk Master Fresh!"

by Kansas Jayhawker August 15, 2016

funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.

Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.

by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017

funk zone

mild fingering

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhh

by childeater123 August 13, 2019

Funk and Wagnalls

A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.

Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"

Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"

by mockyeah October 28, 2009

Funk Dadde

An associate to the Funk Ninja. What else is there to say? He must be a supreme being to be associated with the Ninja of all Ninjas.

-Flashing westside at any given occasion.
-Slapping around cronies of the infamous Nubs McGee

by Funk Ninja February 15, 2003

funk nuts

a versatile adjective.

#1: i lost my car keys! funk nuts!
#2: wow i got extra change! funk nuts!

by Jssica June 1, 2005

funk-diddly-umptious

A funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.

A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.

The stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, I almost didn't wash them.

Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.

Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!

by Machiavellisbitch April 3, 2006