foot radish fungus

When your foot is very big and it turns out to be fungus with the same color as your skin

Person: your feet are big
Other Person: yeah i have foot radish fungus

by zoey pupper May 3, 2021

Chadderley fungus

A complete and total dumbass

He’s a Chadderley Fungus my dude

by Lucky Lucifer June 14, 2021

foot fungus is sexy

Praise be!, to Foot Fungus

Foot fungus is gorgeous

Foot fungus is pornographic

Foot fungus is hot

Foot fungus is naked ladies

Foot fungus is beautiful

Foot fungus is phat

Foot fungus is tantalizing

Foot fungus is sexy

Foot fungus is the word

Foot fungus is the way we shook

Foot fungus is lovely love love

Foot fungus is the world on a string

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

what wonderful foot fungus

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I smell You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.

Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus

by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025

Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023

fungus

usually meaning ‘cool’

person: i want to be their friend, they’re so fungus

by foultique May 22, 2023