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Frosty handjive 

V. When a person dips his penis in the freezer for 30 mins and then receives a handjob with icy hot on the hands of the giver. Christmas music must be played.
Josh- gosh darn, I sure am hot!
Emily- how about a frosty handjive? I'll get the icy hot
Josh- what a great way to cool off while getting off!
Frosty handjive by Golfwatcher56 October 2, 2016

frosty trombone 

when your"lady friend" takes a load of your spunk in her cake hole, she firmly presses her lips to your B-hole and blows the load into your rectum while giving you a reach around
Your mom plays a mean Jazz frosty trombone
frosty trombone by B-shift May 20, 2008

Frosty Cucumber 

When a girl takes a bite of ice cream and then gives a guy a blow job.
who needs peanut butter and jelly when i can have a frosty cucumber.

Frosty Returns 

An out brake of ghonorhea after a long long period.
I stopped taking the pills and frosty returned
Frosty Returns by supermikey November 18, 2004

frosty beverage 

1. Any tall, delicious, ice-cold refreshing drink.

2. A consolation drink offered to a pissed-off person to pacify them quickly.

3. A drink purchased by a geek at a convention of nerds or any other lame place where wannabes hang out.
1. It's so hot outside I'm gonna go chill out at the diner for awhile and get myself a frosty beverage!

2. Sir, I'm so sorry the chef neglected to wash his hands after he went to the bathroom. May I offer you a frosty beverage while we await your complimentary meal?

3. In Steve Erkel voice: "Guys, I'm thirsty after checking out all the awesome European beatles on display here at Bug Fest 2011, so I think I shall partake in a brief respite and purchase myself a frosty beverage!"
frosty beverage by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

Frosty Mitten Job 

A blowjob outside in the snow in the middle of winter while the penis is nearly frozen and the blower is wearing mittens
Hey why are you smiling so big?

Cuz, I just got my first Frosty Mitten Job
Frosty Mitten Job by manswer April 29, 2009