A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek
by steve harvey is daddy March 24, 2019
Get the Ray Fortunemug. "In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
by ThundorLord March 2, 2022
Get the Fortunalitymug. As the old adage goes, "fortune favors the brave"; the most successful entrepreneurs are often those willing to take risks and step outside their comfort zones.
by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024
Get the fortune favors the bravemug. When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020
Get the Fortunate Sonningmug. The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
by Wavion November 28, 2023
Get the Boot Camp Fortunemug. by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015
Get the The fortune cookiemug.