falstalgia

a misguided feeling of nostalgia,
a longing for a past that:
1. really wasn't that great
2. you weren't around for

When I hear music that reminds me of my crappy old school, I can't help getting a feeling of falstalgia

by falstalgic February 20, 2013

False eyes

when a guy moves his friend in front of him to stare at a girl from a distance while appearing to be looking at his friend; A Perverts way of secretly staring at a girls body without getting caught

Dude, give me some False Eyes so I can stare at Megan

by TheAbusementPark May 31, 2013

fmlsm

fuck my life so much

Rick:"That asshole teacher gave me detention for a month FMLSM"
Andy:Let's tee-pee his house

by Your Word Girl September 17, 2013

false period

The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse

Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago

by meowsierz777 May 5, 2015

Falsum morbus

A rare disease caused by not washing hands, and other un-safe hygiene practices. It often makes the patient have intense ear shifts in hearing, as well as unable to tell the right temperature

Oh no! You have falsum morbus!!!

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork October 3, 2019

False Weeb

a false weeb - a person very invested in anime culture but except it’s only in one basic anime
these include but are not limited to -
dragon ball series
pokémon series
digimon series

naruto series
kill la kill

akame ga kill
one piece series
bleach
a false weeb can not be invested into multiple anime cultures at once or else they stop being false and just become a weeb

Person A: “Dude I’m such a weeb I love dragon ball to death I have all the manga from every single series and I have a physical copy of every single movie that ever came out! And only in the original japanese voices!”
Person B: “No, you are a false weeb, You obsess over one basic anime.”
Person A: “Is that better or worse?”
Person B: “None at face value”

by pitoohuii October 6, 2019

falsafa

Falsafa is a total sweetheart, has a good laugh, hella good looking and is an intelligent. Totally your dream person.

Get me a falsafa and my life would be complete

by gallchoir January 28, 2020