failure to launch

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks

molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"

by justin gib November 21, 2006

Ironic Failure

When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)

IRONIC FAILURE

by ThAtOneMexiCanDudE94 April 15, 2010

An Urban Failure

When people post words on Urban Dictionary, but the negative votes outweigh the positive votes.

A: Dude! That concert was so bomb dot com!

B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..

by mplmaoxp November 13, 2010

Catastropic Failure

Any malfunction of massive proportion, geographically located between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.

"The BP oil spill was just north of being a catastropic failure.

by TheCapitalC June 12, 2011

mode of failure

1. When talking about machines, the way it dies/becomes permanently unusable/gets bricked/gets broken.
2. Refers to the method by which anything/anyone with a fixed life span meets their doom.

1. An overclocked CPU's mode of failure is usually overheating.
1. If the blown engine's mode of failure is a cracked connecting rod, you should modify the connecting rod to make it stronger.
2. Instead of being stabbed with a spear, a common mode of failure for Presidents of the US who die in office is being shot with a firearm.
2. "In the 1st Millennium, a common mode of failure for Popes was martyrdom."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

failure to society

You and you're friends

James: you're such a failure to society
Failure to society: fucking crist I know

by ThenPerish February 24, 2020

Rapture Failure

Having the feeling of being totally perplexed, confused, and bewildered that something you absolutely believe in and expected to happen, didn't. This usually results in loss of friends, reputation, and maybe your livelihood.

After the rapture deadline of May 21, 2011 passed, many believers whose hopes were dashed had an extreme sense of rapture failure.

by bluespiper July 15, 2011