it was a dearest night when evelyn decided she was emo, she was able to exspress herself in the most of dramatic of ways. there was a full moon and the light was reflecting on to her #broken heart she was unabe to feel emotions without the assistance of her screamo songs blowing into her ears, a midlife crisis at the ripe age of 6. without father, without god, she finds herself beaten with emotional damage.
wow im feeling so evelyn today.
by buggsbugsgsakedbugs January 24, 2022
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Evelyn loves monster energy drinks and will do anything for one even if it means throwing her life away. She will also spend her life savings on a Taylor swift. She is broke. She is sweet and kind unless you get on her bad side. She has a bad relationship with her parents but she pretends she doesn't so she seems ok. She is not ok. Evelyn needs a hug. She has a terrible love life and is confused on if people like her or not
Person 1: is that Evelyn
Person 2: yeah obviously she is crying about her shitty love life
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Evelyn is a nice and kind person obsessed with Taylor swift and cries to love story because her love life is shitty
Person 1: look it's evelyn
Person 2: doesn't she cry to shake off

Person 3: yeah but she is still hot
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To steal or break apart friendships in a self absorbed manor with no regard for the feelings of others
She did an Evelyn
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To ruin or break apart a relationship in a self absorbed manor.
She did an Evelyn
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a child of God! literally, this girl is the great-grandaughter of God!! She is so kind and is always doing Mcarthurs. But she is amazing and likes to fly to Switzerland on a magic carpet if you know an
Evelyn give her a slap in the face because she IS DISRESPECTFUL TO HER OWN FAMILY! jk she is so nice so ya
Wow did you see that girl she looked like an angel!
must be an Evelyn she is related to god!!
by GOD IS A WOMAN AND A NANA October 19, 2020
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She is a literal daughter of god!! This girl is like the great-grandaughter of god! She will light up your day and do anything for you she would fly on a magic carpet to Sweden I mean Switzerland for you!! If you know and Evelyn then you are lucky this girl is so nice and ask her if you can meet her great-grandma/grandad they are god after all....
Did you see that girl she was a literal saint!!
must be an Evelyn!!!
by GOD IS A WOMAN AND A NANA October 19, 2020
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