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shitbox engineer

somebody who engineers things in a manner that would be considered shitty
by Fataliswire November 11, 2012
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construction engineer

Like a civil engineer, just not as up tight. They perform managerial tasks on the job site as well as design engineering (i.e. temporary structures). They spend a lot of time on the job site overseeing the actual construction of a project and making sure it gets finished in a cost efficient, safe, and timely manner.
The civil engineers don't like it when they find out that construction engineers make more money than they do!
by MMartinez May 9, 2007
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Chickenhawk Engineer

A person works in the engineering field who discusses and debates the best way method to perform a given task, but then consciously avoids doing the actual work themselves.
"It is quite amusing how Mark got so heated in the arguement about how to architect that widget but then the next day he avoids actually performing the very tasks that he was describing" said Frank.

Max replies, "That is because he is a Chickenhawk Engineer. He will always get in arguements about how to solve a problem, but never gets involved in the actual work of implementing the solution."
by archyis February 17, 2009
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chemical engineer

(1) a stupid son of a bitch who didn't know what he was getting himself into.

(2) one who hates electrical and mechanical engineering but still wants to make money when he finishes college
Look at that bitch, he's a chemical engineer. Dude he must be high
by zippi October 3, 2003
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Industrial Engineer

Someone who is basically good at everything and does not want to be pigeon-holed as a certain "type" of engineer.

Minimum requirements for a GOOD Industrial Engineer are:

Genius level intelligence
High-level abstract thinking skills
Predominantly logic based thought patterns
Awesome computer skills
Sarcasm

Unfortunately, since the main focus of this field is primarily undefined, it tends to also attract people who aren’t smart enough to be a particular type of engineer, or who are lazy and thrive on lack of focus. These lame few have created a bad image for Industrial Engineering as a whole and have led to the field being sarcastically referred to as “Imaginary Engineering”.
Person 1: "Is there anything that dude doesn't know?"

Person 2: "Nope, he is an Industrial Engineer"
by JoshTheMaster September 22, 2010
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bumhole engineer

by jesus June 25, 2003
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social engineer

a master of the human psyche who may use this to con people.
Hackers use social engineering to gain access into high security buildings.
by None December 17, 2004
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