I was going to take my at vaccinated grandpa to the store but he can take himself. I have Vaccine envy. He is better protected than me.
by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021

who wouldn't want to know someone from 91201? or 10001? it just makes them so much cooler without even knowing them....can you imagine living there?
i wasn't interested in paula until i had zipcode envy when i saw she lives in 91201 area...she's now my new bestie!!!!
by crepsuzett1 September 27, 2013

When a chick tells a guy she loves him, but the truth is her best friend(s) are getting married and she feels left out.
by mr. magoo knows things November 24, 2009

A feeling of inferiority causing normally down-to-earth midwesterners to compensate for their location by adopting elitist attitudes and snobbish tastes.
Illinois would be a nice, homespun Midwestern state but for all those Chicagoans and their coast envy.
by ajms84 June 21, 2009

After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.
by bobjoebill March 16, 2017

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010

“The festival was fun but we should have brought Rigby. We spent the whole time suffering some serious dog envy.
by Ctuckrun June 1, 2018
