edvin ibrahimovic

A hard ass nigga who stay strapped and is really strong and tall

Remember that guy who tried to fight Edvin Ibrahimovic? Yeah he died because Edvin is always strapped and he’s really strong

by Capper2Times March 9, 2020

Eddinburg’s law

A law stating that physical pain accumulates. So if somebody hits you lightly multiple times, you can take the sum total of the entire amount of force they applied to you, and apply it back on them in one punch. So basically if someone hits you with 10 pounds of force 10 times, you can hit them with 100 pounds of force once.

Andre: “dude! Why’d you hit me so hard?! I was barely tapping you.”
Cole: “bro, it’s Eddinburg’s law. Pain accumulates so I thought I’d let it stack up and biff ya real good.”

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

Edinburgh Kiss

When a woman bites off a man's tongue in the course of a street brawl, followed by the severed tongue being snatched up by a nearby seagull.

I watched some dude get an Edinburgh Kiss the other day.

by theolaa February 21, 2021

Edwina

Edwina is one of the top 256,310 runners in the UK, having once run a marathon in under 6 hours.
She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of children’s pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets.
Author of Waterfoot’s best selling book “How can loving your cousin be wrong”, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.

I heard the brigadier got arrested again, Edwina must have touted.

by Chipleader Hero March 25, 2021

edwin

a person who would do nothing but the best to make his friends happy and oftens put others infront of him instead of worrying about him self and how he views himself he we alway be there for you when you need it and always has something to say to make you happy

edwin makes people happy

by gia <3 May 13, 2021

Edban

Eats a lot of Boogers and goes angry mode when you steal his money

Wow that’s a lot of Edbans

by Lolidkeksns May 24, 2022

Edvinne

He is an intelligent, well mannered, sophisticated, well dressed man. Usually shy at the beginning but when you start to get to know him he is a very talkative and fun individual. He is always up for a challenge and not easily demotivated. He is very understanding and will try his best to be there for each of his friends. He is a good listener and can easily cheer up your day without even trying to do so. He is a tall, handsome guy with beautiful blue eyes and blond hair. He has the ability to achieve all of his goals and ambitions. If you meet an Edvinne never let him go! He is loyal and always up for a party! He seems quiet from the outside until you get to know him.
He will always be there and he is the best friend you could ever ask for.
He is usually very athletic and smart.

Edvinne is a guy.

by Soenmy May 28, 2022