Believed to be a human that resides in smithtown that goes by the name of Eric A. Rumor has it that he is an area 51 escape and is said to be an alien by many students. His face can be deranged and deformed in all sorts of ways by either extending his jaw out by 6-7 inches or by smushing his face together untill his eyes nose and mouth are literally one centimeter apart. He has outbreaks where it is said to be impossible to communicate with him, he makes weird,deranged, scary, quick movements or jolts and makes disgustingly,hideous,hard to look at, sick to ur fucking stomach faces. Doctor have Eric on a 24 hour clock and studies are continuing. Deep down there is a sweet innocent little boy who is actually very very funny,your average smart kid, and likes to watch sports, and beat his ham dick to pornography. It has been noticed by doctors Sean D, Anthony C, and Brian M, that everytime his outbreak has come to an end he will touch his nose signaling his outbreak has finished. Studies will continue, our prayers are with his family..
by b whizzle March 02, 2009
He is hot and others will envy you for being with him. He is also a liar and really good at manipulating people. An Eric isn't to be completely trusted. He also pretends like he cares, when truly he doesn't.
by aiirbodyluvmee March 09, 2012
the name of a person that has an alien shaped head and loves e.t, as well as sucking bananas and is also a sissy and dosen't care about other's people's feelings whatsoever and is a momma's boy.
Hobby- he jilts people, trys to be funny but fails.
Hobby- he jilts people, trys to be funny but fails.
by nanny mcpheeeeee April 19, 2009
A well distinguished abbreviated word for the full name "Eric Shaun", which if said at a high acceleration sounds very similar to "erection".
-Omg, look how I have earned an eric in my underwear.
-Holy mother of sweet shit covered homeless Africans, i have got a ginormous "eric"
-Holy mother of sweet shit covered homeless Africans, i have got a ginormous "eric"
by Rainbow Roarie March 08, 2009
A guy that is horny all the fuckin time and would date every girl that told him that they liked him.
by Skinnypenis331! April 05, 2019
Eric is a dude who’s always referred to by his last name. Seriously. Very few people know his first name. Eric is also a dude who would date a Chad
by Muffintime420_03 October 31, 2019
eric is a good guy that has a huge phat cock he loves eating waffles and doritos he loves to mostly beat his penis in calls he has 10 inch cock and will hit u
by jillian 😍😍 October 22, 2020