Dylan

A name (usually male) of a very annoying person with aids.
They always say gay shit to their friends. If they have friends of cause.

Person: Ligma
Dylan: yes please
Person: You gay shit

by Stormwebb19 August 8, 2018

Dylan

The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!

Cunt 1: Dude I'm gay
Cunt 2: Quit being such a Dylan

by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018

Dylan

An asshole who likes to take pictures of their penis and have sex with trumpets.

OMG that picture is disgusting! You Dylan.

by boojee December 20, 2008

Dylan

dylan o’brien. a hot beast who is the best actor and great and the loml :).

dylan: *exists*
girls: AHAHHH DIWKDJWJDWJJSJSJDKEKD

by squidwards_testicles April 22, 2019

Dylan

A big dude who smokes a lot of pot and plays Fortnight for 9-12 hours a day.

Dylan smoked 12 ounces of weed today

by www.mcdonalds.com September 14, 2018

Dylan

That one asshole who always says he’s got game but when it comes down to it bitches out.

Quit being a Dylan and go talk to her.

by Hi I am jeff March 17, 2019

Dylan

Dylan's mating behavior varies greatly depending on the social structure of the troop. In the mixed groups of savanna Dylan's, each male can mate with any female. The mating order among the male Dylan's depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual. There are, however, more subtle possibilities; in mixed groups, males sometimes try to win the friendship of females. To garner this friendship, they may help groom the female Dylan, help care for her young, or supply her with food. The probability is high that those young are their offspring. Some female Dylan's clearly prefer such friendly males as mates. However, males will also take infants during fights to protect themselves from harm. A female Dylan initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.

Just deal wit it Dylan

by Maplesyrup~ February 7, 2021