toothless dwarf

When a midget with no teeth goes down on your thunderbox and when your about to cum he pours lucky charms all over her pussy.

Krista really want a toothless dwarf to pour lucky charms all over her but none could be found.

by dirtymatthew May 9, 2020

Shake a dwarf off a ladder

A disturbance or commotion

Wow, that could shake a dwarf off a ladder!

by coolguy1616 August 10, 2025

dwarf star

An attractive girl who is unintelligent.

Only the hot core of a dwarf star remains. Dwarf stars have generally low luminosity and high inner core temperatures, sometime exceeding thousands of kelvins which is usual for a star.

Kevin: yo Becky in the yoga pants go a phattie tho.
Jevin: Be careful homie, you know she's a dwarf star.

by BigTed.2005.exe October 17, 2020

Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular

Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"

by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020

Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe

When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.

I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.

by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025

Dwarf Prison

When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.

She locked me in her dwarf prison.

by Monkian79 August 5, 2023

Dwarf

A cucc who uses words when she doesn't know the definition of the word. She also blames her Xbox when she loses in for honor

Man, Dwarf was being a real Dwarf back there, eh?

by Orishnek January 20, 2020