Long Distance Lover

A Long Distance Lover is a person who is hot from far away, but repulses you when you get too close.

Hillary: Ooh, look at jake, he's cute!

Crizle: Nope, he's just a Long Distance Lover. Don't go near him, his braces catch on things.

Hillary: aww...

by Hailey_01 September 28, 2009

Long Distance Relationships

As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden

"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"

by ThatOneKidInthatonedress May 6, 2018

long distance

really hard and passionate making out. With tongue.

"Why were you guys gone so long?"

"We were long distance racing!"

by Connor is a beast!! June 19, 2008

Short distance pole vaulting

Sexual intercourse

Did you go Short distance pole vaulting last night mate

by Tonys June 2, 2014

Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

by Einstine August 17, 2015

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

at a distance

When someone mentions a post or message and you remember seeing it but don't remember where you saw it.

Person 1: Didn't you see that post about The Dress on Twitter?
Person 2: Oh, I think I saw that at a distance.

Person 1: Did you hear about that man doing yoga on the subway tracks?
Person 2: No way, where'd you see it?
Person 1: I don't know, I think I saw it at a distance.

by emboda September 19, 2016