Dunche

(1) A creature that dwells in warm and sometimes wet places, and eats large quantities of food for the upkeep of body fat.
(2) A person who enjoys the luxuries of life to the maximum extent. Most commonly, that luxury being another person.

(1) 'Krikey, look at that dunche hop! It's going straight for its hole!'

(2) 'I've become a dunche..I'm fat, happy and as comfortable as a kitty on a duvet'

by *S January 15, 2006

Duncannon Funky

Whilst tittie fuckin your bitch, take a dookie hot carl on her belly, then de-saddle, grab a turd, proceed to draw a heart with an arrow on her torso. Usually performed in conjunction with the Marysville Twist.

A good night in Harrisburg Pennsylvania means Duncannon Funkies topped off with a Marysville Twist......DQ style.

by Teddy Peg-that-Ass October 3, 2004

duncheeks

An endearing term for a friend.

dude1 "What's up duncheeks."
dude2 "chillen"

by The Fishmonger May 27, 2007

duncininy

someone like a dunce, or stupid person but to the extreme. somebody who shows no intelligence what so ever

Dayumn bitch, dat sucka is a duncininy!

Christ! I'm gettin pussy raped cuz this n00b on my team is a duncininy!

by cuntishfellowslop February 9, 2008

DUNCHANO

Short for 'Don't You know?'

Person 1: Would you like to go out sometime?
Person 2: Dunchano that I'm dating someone right now?

by tellie T November 28, 2009

dunchfast

A meal that is eaten as one's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Man, I woke up so late yesterday I just had dunchfast.

by James42 June 6, 2010

dunchwagon

a sexual position in which a one performs oral sex on a woman but without using the hand to penetrate. He simply yet with haste, bites the big bushy coochie pubes in an attempt to alternatively stimulate the clitoris

Randy A and Michael F enjoy performing the dunchwagon on all them dirty bitches. The crustier the better.

by darandagan December 14, 2010