messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

by W. Priske December 4, 2014

Up A Dress

If you really like someone you can say you up a dress them then with a number saying how much you like them

Barry I Up A Dress You 1000

by Wang Dangler890 March 17, 2019

eating dress

Morbidly obese female's favorite dress to wear on special occasions to eat.

Sally May Jessy has on her eating dress since the whole family is going to Golden Corral.

by BrianCharles August 3, 2022

Dressed for Sex

Male: When you wear clothing that is easily taken off by both yourself and other people, Typically a zip-up jacket w/o a shirt under.
Female: Tight-ass pants that make you look thotty but all the guys lustin over you. Typically a button-up shirt with the top 2-3 buttons unbuttoned and tight ass pants of any kind.

"That hoe over there Dressed for Sex"
"I'd smash."

by Robert Bumaro March 22, 2019

to dress up

to wear formal clothes, to dress very nicely

We should have definitely dress up to go to the theater
You don't have to dress up for Mike's party

by Scionable April 16, 2019

Dress-flops

Flip flops that are slightly more sophisticated than regular flip flops; usually have sparkles, pearls, or fake diamonds on them or have heels.

At the party, many of the girls were wearing dress-flops.

by khnrslg December 20, 2010

dress rehersal

The act of self pleasurement whilst using a condom, often to see if is the right fit and/or suitable.
similar to a Posh Wank, but with intent.

"hey babe, dont worry... These rubbers wont break, I had a dress rehersal with them yesterday."

by B.Gentle February 7, 2023