douche bag

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!

by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 10, 2011

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douche bag

1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.

2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.

3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.

1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.

2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.

3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!

Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!

George: Yuck!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 15, 2007

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A fucking white gangsta who tries and acts black, but looks look a complete dumbass.

"He Jimmy"
"Yo homes!"
"Jimmy, your a douchebag"

P.S - Jimmy's white

by Sam March 04, 2005

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A person who has a tattoo of an anchor on his/her face.

Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face?

Person 2:cuz I hold shit down

Person 1: douche bag

by kelstubee December 13, 2010

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A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"

Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying

Friend two: I know

Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...

Friend Two : A Douche bag

Friend one: YES!!!!!!

by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011

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