douche
The Left are such douches, they have no moral conscious when it comes to helping the people of Iraq. They would prefer dictators run the world as long as they share their ideology.
douche by James Parkhurst June 11, 2007
douche
(v) to do, to place, to run, to put, to push, to pull, to fix, to travel, or perform; an all-purpose word referring to the performance of an action or performance of a task.
I'm going to douche over to the store later to pick up some milk.
My laptop battery is about to die. Can you douche my charger into the wall, please?
me: "I am getting nowhere with my paper."
friend: "Why don't you take a break and douche up the rest later?"
me: "Good idea. Let's douche over to the Mission and douche up some douchers (burritos)."
me: "Hold the elevator! Thanks."
person: "What floor?"
me: "Can you douche 3, please?"
My laptop battery is about to die. Can you douche my charger into the wall, please?
me: "I am getting nowhere with my paper."
friend: "Why don't you take a break and douche up the rest later?"
me: "Good idea. Let's douche over to the Mission and douche up some douchers (burritos)."
me: "Hold the elevator! Thanks."
person: "What floor?"
me: "Can you douche 3, please?"
douche by Douchey McDouche'emups February 12, 2009
douche
1. A bottle that boys want girls to shove in their vagina to make it clean. Can they not just wash it? Jeez..
2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.
2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.
1. Girl: You want me to what?
Boy: Douche.
Girl: ..why?
Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty.
2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.
Boy: Douche.
Girl: ..why?
Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty.
2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.
douche by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 5, 2006