Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

a playful threat of domestic violence

Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

by LRSisawesome November 21, 2011

Don't CoTH on me

A defense used when another roleplayer imposes on others to take away all the fun, enjoyment, and exploration of roleplay in favor of meeting a highly idealized notion of perfection, including knowledge and conduct that cannot be reached without making mental sacrifices. It's also a way to tell another roleplayer to "lighten up."

This is derived from the private World of Warcraft roleplay server Conquest of the Horde (CotH), which is best known for using strict, though highly imperfect, standards of acceptance.

Roleplayer 1: /e unpacks a fine bit of dwarven slims, putting a cigarette to his lip and sparking it up with a mechanical lighter. He gazes off onto the sea, leaning up against a metal crate. The portside was quite peaceful at this time of night.

Roleplayer 2: (( Uhm, excuse me? There isn't any such thing as cigarettes in warcraft lore and I very much doubt the dwarves would have anything to do with them. It doesn't fit their racial profile at all. Secondly, that's not a metal box you're leaning up against; it's wooden. Thirdly....the last sentence on your emote was completely unfitting for the dialogue and my character wouldn't be able to pick that up. I'm taking screens and reporting you to a GM. ))

Roleplayer 1: (( Don't CotH on me, bro!))

by 5555f June 18, 2009

don't tread on me

famously defiant motto of colonel christopher gadsden, self-described illustrious soldier, statesman and slave owner of 18th century lore. in reference to the anyone whose identical motives conflicted with gadsden achieving his ends, specifically the british in the person of king george III, this bloated fraud invoked the venomous viper as a depiction of same. lately reprised by the great gullible mass of what's left of the working classes in impotent complaint of their own tragic, irredeemable peonage. in current terms "don't tread on me" translates to "retread" and might as well show the imprint of bandag.

leroy:dwayne, them insurgents hate us for our freedoms! this country was founded on judeo-christian values! i want my country back! sarah palin is a great american! dan brown is the antichrist! i've got so many magnetic ribbons on my car, i've destroyed my alternator! don't tread on me!

dwayne:rush limbaugh had a back problem which led his maid to falsify prescriptions which is why illegal immigrants should not have health insurance. leroy, you've got tire tread marks on your head!

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

Don't Make Me Use My Stand Power

A warning used usually before one pummels his/hers opponent usually with the battle cry oraoraoraoraora or mudamudamudamudamuda

Person 1: * Annoys Person 2*
Person 2: DON'T MAKE ME USE MY STAND POWER
Person 1: *Continues To Annoys Person 2
Person 2:*PUMMELS PERSON 1 WHILE SHOUTING ORAORAORAORAORA*

by cookiebutsmart November 8, 2019

Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar

A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.

Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.

by country_boy August 18, 2009

don't bang on me

to humiliate someone publicly on the book of "F"

-dont bang on pham's F-book
-im so pissed someone just banged on my F-book
-OMG i cant wait to bang on pham's F-book
-why do you want to be my friend on facebook........don't bang on me

by Mr. fun size May 15, 2011

Don't look at me!

if you are really Insecure of what you look like then you would say this so that one person would just stop looking at you since they are a threat and make you feel bad and insecure about themselves or if that person is really creeping you out when they look at you.

Ugly girl: *stares at guy*
Guy: don't look at me!

Girl: *looks at fat or ugly guy*
Insecure guy: don't look at me!

by oliviakl June 10, 2016