DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.

Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.

by Numerati February 25, 2025

doge

a dog (most of the time a shiba-inu) surrounded with colored text.

wow much doge

by billybobjoebob.g December 4, 2018

Doge

a really derpy dog

Your doge is derpy

by Wigism July 6, 2020

Doge

Someone’s bitch, a person who does everything for someone else.

1. You’re my doge.

2. H: Can you send me your answer for this question?
S: Sure!
H: Thanks doge

by stellabhaileyz October 11, 2022

Dogeing

To undertake the dismantling of a thing without understanding of what it does, or the cost of not having it.

Tom the CEO decided dogeing the engineering department would save the bridge building company a considerable amount of money.

by Intue DeVoid April 3, 2025

Radio doge

An idiot on discord

Person 1: Damn, Radio Doge is here!
Person 2: Ban him!

by Calm_ar September 11, 2020

Doge

Badass meme with a dog with words around it.

Doge loves to say wow

by Scp900 September 17, 2017