by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Divinate is the name of a furry lookin headass motherfucker. He has many children in his basements along with 7 various furry suits that he wears each day of the week. They are all different colours so his blind ass can tell them apart
Person 1: Hey look, that's a furry
Person 2: No dumbass, those over there are referred to as Divinates. If you do not refer to them as that then they will cuddle you
Person 1: Oh shit I don't want those fuckin furry lookin headasses near me
Person 2: No dumbass, those over there are referred to as Divinates. If you do not refer to them as that then they will cuddle you
Person 1: Oh shit I don't want those fuckin furry lookin headasses near me
by div is a furry November 23, 2021
*divine intervention plays*
You come into MY DMS, ask for my time think that I'm some tool to be made fun of. Voice Actors are paid by an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 Dollars!
You come into MY DMS, ask for my time think that I'm some tool to be made fun of. Voice Actors are paid by an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 Dollars!
by BonerBoomer November 20, 2023
When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
by ACunny October 04, 2024
A powerful move, performed only by the a few powerful entities, that teleports a targeted person or object to the divine realm, where they will be judged by emissaries of creation themselves.
Emma: "that Robert fella is very annoying!"
Kuro: "just use the divine abduction to get rid of him"
Emma: *uses divine abduction*
Robert: *ceases to exist*
Armored warrior: "RRRROOOOOBBBBBEREEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"
Kuro: "just use the divine abduction to get rid of him"
Emma: *uses divine abduction*
Robert: *ceases to exist*
Armored warrior: "RRRROOOOOBBBBBEREEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"
by Groak the foot fungus May 21, 2020
a black cosplayer who uses minimum accessories. so basically the opposite of an overaccesoried cosplayer
person 1: "hey, do you know who made the divine cosplayer tag?"
person 2: "no, who did?"
person 1: "wintersredthot on tiktok!"
person 2: "no, who did?"
person 1: "wintersredthot on tiktok!"
by sugar.system February 09, 2022
(noun, verb)
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 06, 2010