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Discord Syndrome

A victim of discord syndrome actively uses the discord application, even though they know it is actively deteriorating their mental health. It shows many similarities with Stockholm Syndrome, though a scientific link has yet to be determined.
"I am being held here against my will, but its kinda hot tbh." -an individual inflicted with discord syndrome in an nsfw server.
by soupzey September 10, 2021
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Discord Mods

Males that's only sense of power is through banning people for putting memes in general. They tend to be at least 300lbs and play league of legends more than they have social interactions. Another definition for them is child predator.
Kitten: Hi
Discord Mods: Lemme see your feet
by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022
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Discord Mod

A person that is fat.
Someone: Im a discord mod
Someone else: no one asked
by Can You Hear The Silence December 24, 2022
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Discord Virgin

Usually a 12-28 year old male resonating on Discord.com.

They only get play on Roblox and other platforms such as Instagram.com and or snapchat.
These virgins have no chance at experiencing real sex
Person 1: "Bro I heard bleep aint get no pussy yet gang."

Person 2:" I think its because the nigga a Discord Virgin."
by XanTai June 29, 2023
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paternal discrepancy

the official term for a situation where a man is unknowingly raising another man's child
Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.

“My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, ‘Go Matthew! Knock it out of the park!’ And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical.”

After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. “I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ‘ … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.’ I started crying. My head started spinning.”

Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son’s dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. “She said, ‘You forged this,’ ” Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.

Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.
by spreading knowledge January 5, 2013
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The Discord Effect

When you hop onto discord for a 20 minute yarn, but end up staying for 4 hours and reduced productivity
Jerry WANTED to stay for 20 min, but stayed for 3 hours and got nothin done that night, he just got the discord effect.
by not somebody you know April 21, 2019
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Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder

PTSD or Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder is a mental health condition that ALU Computer Science students have after enrolling in CS for one term. IT's symptoms include unwillingness to attend classes, especially Friday morning classes.
It also has been reported that most CS students have switched to other degrees as a result of the condition.
The doctor said all the nightmares I have are a result of a Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder disease from all the discrete math assignments
by ALU-Challengers November 8, 2019
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