diddler

a child molester. derived from "kiddy diddler". one doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child porn especially on a school computer, and then gets caught and suspended for it, but doesn't get the clue, and then gets busted twice by the police for possesion of child pornography on their home computer can be considered a diddler.

matt cohen is such a diddler

by ya September 2, 2004

Mang'diddle

A fun and playful driving game. Mang'diddle is similar to the game of "Padiddle", or "Pediddle". People of the mang, or male, persuasion drive around looking for cars with burnt-out headlights. When a burnt-out headlight is found, the first person to yell "MANG'DIDDLE!" gets to tell each member in the vehicle which article of clothing they must remove. Sometimes rules are altered and all articles of clothing are eventually removed. Regularly played in miniature vans.

Some r

N: "MANG'DIDDLE!"

T: "Oh alright, if you say so. Oopsies, I accidentally took of all my clothes."

N: "It's okay."

T: "I love you mang."

by Ryan Burnley October 26, 2006

Diddle Doinking

to waste ones time without explanation, accomplishing nothing

Jamie and Kevin went to Stan's diddle doinking for the evening.

by Kimaren January 31, 2010

Diddling

The act of public mastrubation whilst wearing a paper bag with a frowny face adorned over it.

"Oh god, did you see that sicko diddling himself in the street?!"

by Epic Man Dougal September 25, 2018

diddles

diddle means to shake around your penis around with other men
usually done in circles with several men some of which are tall with short dicks
that would be known as a diddles

Jim:you wanna have diddles
Billy:Hell yeah man! I just came out of my domestic partnership with Joe
Joe:if your having diddles you better include me

by the man with a golden dick 2.0 July 23, 2009

diddle

1. Australasian slang for the phallus, often used by small children before they learn more inappropriate pseudonyms for "penis".

2. A word commonly used instead sex.

3. A word used to describe a lack of activity.

4. A word used to describe someone being defeated in any manner.

1. "Wow, that Jared boy has a tremendous diddle!"

2. "Fuck me, i'd love to diddle Susan tonight."

3. The boys diddled about instead of going to class.

4. "Dude, i hear you got diddled in Tae-kwon-do on Saturday!"

by the godsmith May 23, 2008

diddle kid

A character made by Aron and Danny from the game grumps
Fiddle meaning fingering

Hey dan remember diddle kid ?
Yes. He violated me

by Diddle kid May 22, 2018