diddle

1. Australasian slang for the phallus, often used by small children before they learn more inappropriate pseudonyms for "penis".

2. A word commonly used instead sex.

3. A word used to describe a lack of activity.

4. A word used to describe someone being defeated in any manner.

1. "Wow, that Jared boy has a tremendous diddle!"

2. "Fuck me, i'd love to diddle Susan tonight."

3. The boys diddled about instead of going to class.

4. "Dude, i hear you got diddled in Tae-kwon-do on Saturday!"

by the godsmith May 23, 2008

diddle kid

A character made by Aron and Danny from the game grumps
Fiddle meaning fingering

Hey dan remember diddle kid ?
Yes. He violated me

by Diddle kid May 22, 2018

diddle the pooter

the act of inserting a finger(s) into a male or female butt hole

im telling you dude you need to go over there and diddle the pooter, she will love you forever

by kidnamedkain March 7, 2011

Jack Diddley

One of the leading characters in the 1984 underground movie "Suburbia", played by Chris Pedersen.

This blonde headed punk finds the protagonist, Evan Johnson, on the streets, and invites him to the T.R. house since he has no where else to go.

"My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies." - Jack Diddley

by Jack Diddleyyy December 28, 2008

Para diddle

The act of molesting a handicap, or paralized individual. Hence para diddle

He's serving 25 to life for being a filthy para diddle

by bonerman27 October 20, 2014

diddles

Verb: To drum like a badass (usually snare)
Noun: Paradiddles, any snare beat.

Drumlineese for paradiddles.

Joe: You workin on your diddles bruh?
Bob: Yeah nilla

by chopmonster February 2, 2013

Diddley Doink

Someone who thinks it's hilarious being a fuckwit.

Hey bro that diddley doink over there just shat his pants and thinks it's funny

by Alf Hart November 3, 2008