National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by CumJuggler3000 September 25, 2019

Sucking dick and taking names

Sucking dick and taking names is a saying in which you suck someone’s dick and write it down for further viewing. This name could then be used to say you sucked their dick.

Michael- “yo where’s Joey at?”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”

Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”

by Jack dancer February 16, 2022

vape nick suck dick

old meme that died eventually

Mom: Son have you cleaned the dishes?
Son: vape nick suck dick
Mom: Get the fuck out of my house right now im calling joe
Son: Joe who?

by nickvaper June 05, 2021

lil wayne sucks dick

I dont fucking know what this means, I just searched something fucked up on this.

Hi how you doin

lil wayne sucks dick, this is something you say when you dont like his music.

by NyströmskasDefinitioner December 21, 2017

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

by Keeprunninlikeforest October 18, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

This holiday falls on June 22nd.

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 22nd?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by i didnt like june 24th June 22, 2020

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009