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Diarrhea-tard

Noun. A condition where one has diarrhea so often in a short period of time in which they become handicapped and unable to move due to the abuse put on the body having had such powerful toxic elimination in such a violent manner. (sometimes shortened to "Rhea-tard")
Oh my god, last night I drank so much that I woke up this morning having to crap every 10 minutes. My body is in such shock that I am now a Diarrhea-tard!
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diarrhea of the mouth

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.
I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants
by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003
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diarrhea of the fingers

Quickly typing long and excessive statements when others usually abbreviate - usually over an instant or text message.
"I laughed at Stan's diarrhea of the fingers as he typed two paragraphs to me over AIM."
by pixieJen February 24, 2007
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Diarrhea Wave

When you're explosively running wet shit from your ass and your feces reach the rim of the toilet and you reach the point where you are floating on your own shit.
John's shit seeped through the vents as he was riding the Diarrhea Wave.
by Nip tucker August 26, 2012
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Diarrhea Mambo Combo

Fast food or pizza advertisements on tv that make your stomach hurt just seeing them...but you know you will eat them.
Bite bite shit shit. Its a diarrhea mambo combo! Ooo a baconator combo....
by Mrghettova December 5, 2017
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Diarrhea Goosebumps

1. When one sprays anal rain so severely they are left with Goosebumps, or pleasure pimples.
2. The aftermath of a successful liquified shit
"Bro I got diarrhea Goosebumps so bad, that dump felt better than sex."
by StoneyBaloney69 September 20, 2019
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Diarrhea Margarita

When you have the Mexican diarrhea and you need to hydrate.
I knew I shouldn’t have drank the water, now I will need a diarrhea margarita.
by Ditchyourgitch March 11, 2020
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