The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.
If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
by El Janitor May 19, 2013

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.
I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.
by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020

by pokemoke October 7, 2017

When you're at a concert and, during the set, you call a friend or family member who couldn't go. Whether they answer the phone, or it records on their voice mail, you'll make them jealous they missed out on the concert when they hear the music!
I concert dialed my brother during that last song. He just sent me a text message saying "you suck!".
by Just-in-case November 5, 2011

A happy person on the outside with underlying trauma, which causes commitment issues. A great positive outgoing friend, who will give it their all to make you happy. A very argumentative person, especially with people they’re in to.
by Girlboss90218 September 22, 2022

To (usually accidentally) interface with your personal phone entirely with male genitalia, sometimes through clothing.
"My aunt and I found out in the worst way that my gym shorts are conductive when I balls dialed her yesterday."
by TimeWizard420 July 13, 2016

by RKALLDAY January 14, 2019
