Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

Desperation

John

The new definition of desperation is John

by JT_L0VE February 24, 2017

Desperate

Sucking off a barbell

Last night you were soo desperate

by Suckibarbell May 22, 2019

Desperate Daniel

A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.

"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"

by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022

desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.

by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025

Desperate white boi

Someone that ask for sex right away in a relationship usually it's that Guy named Austin

Hey yo you know that duDE Austin?
Yeah he's that desperate white boi eh?

by shykwandie4321 September 21, 2017

Desperation

When you hump the ground with your tongue lolling out because you need some good dick.

"the absolute desperation"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021