A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.
by Sancho88 August 11, 2011
"'Fleur is so internet desperate"
by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017
Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
by Morgie102 October 05, 2019
A nude or revealing picture sent to illicit a response from someone that is showing disinterest in you , or has ghosted you in order to get a response.
"Chad wont answer my texts for a week, I should send a steamy shower pic ". Suprise. He answers to the desperation nude because hes drunk.
by Drabgreenqueen January 21, 2020
She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.
by Laughing Goat January 02, 2025
A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.
James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
by Meatstalk February 22, 2016
Tanner is "desperated"
by Tanner! ;) February 15, 2023