orgasm delay

making someone wait to cum. putting off an orgasm so it's more intense. similar to edging.

We tried orgasm delay, and it was so fucking intense, man!

by prettyprincessthecumslut July 2, 2023

Check your delay

The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.

Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered

by Hey Big Show October 16, 2019

poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.

Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.

by The mad shatter July 9, 2019

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Asian Delay

When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.

"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"

by Nowy420 December 7, 2023

Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.

"YO! That dude is time delayed. He can't figure this shit out."

by A8208266 August 10, 2021

extremely delayed boulder

nart's extremely delayed boulder

One of Nart's most peculiar and dangerous tools is an **extremely delayed boulder**. This boulder, which is typically large and menacing, is not immediately harmful. Instead, its impact is delayed, giving Nart the advantage of surprise. The boulder is often placed in strategic locations where it will eventually roll down a hill, only to strike its targets much later, making it nearly impossible to avoid or predict.

by therealcanada12 July 28, 2025