Defriendization

A large-scale deletion of friends from a social networking site. Similar to deforestation, it can have drastic effects on the remaining landscape of your friends list. The people you unfriend may then Facebook chat rape or Facebook stalk your mutual friends, asking why you've cleared an entire forest of people.

"I had to do some serious defriendization on FB after I dumped my stupid ho. No big deal, I hate her skanky, retarded friends anyway. Sorry if they come after you asking what happened, just tell them to get stuffed."

by Rubenonfire February 6, 2010

defrosting

Adjective: Feeling exhausted in the morning from partying or staying up too late the night before.

"I can't get going this morning because I'm 'defrosting' from clubbing way too late last night."

by RhetoricRalph July 19, 2017

Defrost the Chicken

code for a blowjob in the winter time underneath the campanile on Iowa State University campus

Hey Ben, can you help me defrost the chicken tonight.

by chickendefroster5000 January 7, 2018

Deuce Defy

More polished way to refer to your second shit of the day. As the shits increase, the phrase follows in suit...trois defy, quad defy, cinq defy, etc...

Heavens, if i continue eating this Kashi I'll have a deuce defy.

by Antoine December 13, 2004

defrienestrate

To break off online relationships by throwing your computer out a window.

John was so tired of Sarah's frequent inane status updates that he defrienestrated her and lost his new MacBook.

by Brebro November 6, 2009

Marcus defty

A guy with a small dick and messed up freinds who put shit on porn hub and lie about shagging girls . Also a guy who is scared of Fanny’s and could also be know as small dick defty.

Marcus defty: yes u did shag him I don’t even understand why your still lying.

I don’t have a small dick.

by Soluman Buckley casem December 29, 2018

defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.

(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011