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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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Definity

Definity is the absolute peak of perfection. To be definite, to achieve definity, means to reach a divine level of greatness and uniqueness, and that is perfection.
This person is always on the chase for definity, trying to be as perfect as they can be.
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Define a word

When the Urban dictionary asks you to define a word and you do
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Slang Define

A copycat of Urban Dictionary which scrapes the entire website and adds the definitions from here onto their website. Unlike this dictionary which had thought put in to it, they decide to scrape everything for a quick buck. Similar to FastSlang which is a AI-generated clone, which again is similar to zleague.com which is entirely AI news.
Crypto bros/businessmen/poor people: what's this, a curated list of words actively being posted since 2 decades ago? Count me in, and i'll make a website called "Slang Define"!
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