Dante's Revenge

The story of how the Capitol insurrectionists' legal teams realized that their best defense was to push Trump under the bus for inciting the insurrectionists to storm the Capitol.

Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."

by The Original Tankboy January 23, 2021

Dante Basco

- dumb head tilt
breakout roles were zuko (avatar the last airbender, 2005) and rufio (hook, 1991)
- pretends to be his character
- super lame
- ships zutara and has a crush on katara ??? ? ? ?

"wow, is that dante basco? RUUUU FIIIII OOOOOOOOO OHHHHHHHH"
"wow dante! your dancing is fire!!"
quotes from real people: "i can't believe he's real" "he makes me itch"
"dante is a peepeepoopoo"

by elfdunt May 3, 2021

Jebmond Dantes

Unbreakable

That rock is jebmond Dantes, no one can break it.

by G.nth September 5, 2023

Dante Kise

Black

Dante Kise gonna steal ya Jordans.

by er hgwerlkjg February 26, 2019

Dante Ortiz

A homosexual Mexican with no license

Dante Ortiz is a glasses wearing dumbass

by Swagmasterbigcock69 November 25, 2021

Da Dant Da Dant

A cigarette passed around by inmates in a prison. also know as a bust down.

Oh wow those clothes your wearing are da dant da dant’s ?

by Dia Mignon Myles October 15, 2021

Sleepy Dantes

~1~ a person who's always sleepy even tho he slept all night and didn't do anything all day.
~2~ lazy like a sloth. got no motivation to move out of bed.

Person: "ugh I'm so tired"
Person 2: "dude you haven't done anything all day"
Person 3: "owo sleepy dantes"

by sleepsloop December 3, 2020