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Danger shave

The act of attempting to shave your testicles with a standard face razor. Difficult, pointless and dangerously easy to make a mistake. Also difficult to explain what you're doing if your mum walks in.
"I had to go to hospital yesterday, had a danger shave and my hand slipped. I got four stitches!"
by Wingy December 14, 2005
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danger whore

A person who is addicted to the excitement of drama and danger, who continuously finds and accepts love/sex partners who create or attract dangerous situations. A person who will do anything to keep the adrenaline high.
Sookie Stackhouse can't have a normal boyfriend. She only dates vampires and werewolves. People say she's a danger whore.
by Ravenrose September 12, 2013
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sam e danger

A very good looking lad, he is the lead singer of an english band called Test icicles
Fat Emo Girl Fag: Hey, whos the fit singer of test icicles?
Fan: sam e danger you fat emo fag
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dangerous

(adj): describes someone of unparalleled retardation to such an extent to present a threat to the psychological, mental, or physical health of others.
by high speed and hooah November 19, 2010
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Danger Kitten

Danger Kitten, a Woman who flirts with numerous men , and has phone-sex with many of them
Danger Kitten called jeff for a good time.
by bbrw October 1, 2005
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Danger Cameltoe

For males: To split ones nutsack with the shaft of ones penis. the shaft then gets tucked under to the gooch, leaving the testicals pushed together leaving the impression of a cameltoe. Useful in the locker room to gross out your buds. also the penis showing game as seen in Waiting - value: 2 kicks.
"Ah dude we were showering in the locker room today and john totally pulled out the danger camel toe. IT WAS AWESOME"

"I gave john the batwing today so, in retaliation, he gave me the danger cameltoe"
by john danger 410 January 5, 2009
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Danger Tennis

Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

champion
"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009
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