"Duece"umpthing.

A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"

I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.

by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009

Duece Ferrari

A caffeine fueled stripper with a name that might be compensating for something

Welcome to the stage, DUECE FERRARI!!

by CSOPUS October 28, 2022

nicky duece

another word used for poop

Person #1: "I have to poop so bad"
Person #2: "Have fun dropping a nicky duece"

by germanshephard2222 November 21, 2020

Duece

He is a very funny but dumb person. He will always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in. He is the best boyfriend. And is always there for you no matter what. He is a trash skater and a pretty good baseball player. You wish you were duece.

Duece is a cool kid. But he is also sped

by Nobodylovescunts July 1, 2019

$WAINS DUECE

Swains Duce. The most chivalrous, outgoing, handsome pimpish, gangsta son a gun you'll ever meet. Men want to be him, women turn into niagra falls when hes around, and he is the definition of big dick energy.your mom wants to fuck him, you dad wants him to stop dating your sister, and your dog goes to him even when he has no treats. He tought hugh Heffner how to be a play boy.

Bitch.

HOLY TITS IS THAT $WAINS DUECE??? HE KNOCKED UP MY MOM THIS MORNING AND ATE MY FRUIT SNACKS RIGHT AFTER. HES SO FREAKING SICK.

by Mr. Dr. Professor BBH September 9, 2020

Noc Duecing

When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.

"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"

by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016

Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018