Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone April 20, 2018

duece-uh-lingous

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.

I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 28, 2024

dueces wild

Partner (either sex) gets to choose where they take a “duece” on their partner!

Let’s play “dueces wild”, I choose your chest! DUECES WILD!!!

by Dirty DB December 06, 2023

Spruce Duece

Dropping a terd so big, thats floats and will only fly once.

I'm going to the bathroom to drop a spruce duece.

by Craze Jizoe May 14, 2010

Do duece

Make a move

Part ways with someone

Or something

I'm
Bout to "do duece" bruh.

by Tim-Dream June 17, 2018

juice duece

A wet shit as opposed to the juice of a wet shit

Bill has stomach pain and juice duece

by believer beaver December 15, 2013

Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks

Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!

by Dingbat1 April 09, 2009