Domestics

Teenagers/People in their early 20s who have been in the same boring relationship for an absurd number of years, wasting their youth on one lame person instead of enjoying single life precisely when they're supposed to.

-How long's your sister been going out with that guy?
-I don't know, like 5 years?
-Since they were 15?!?!?!
-Tell me about it. Fucking domestics man.

by M.Z.G November 26, 2010

Domestic Abuse

Something that women always get away with

The fucking slut hit me first and I’m the one getting arrested for domestic abuse

by Tykoi September 15, 2020

dopeski

Hydroponically grown marijuana.

"When I get home from school, I'm going to burn some dopeski!"

by john pedachter September 20, 2004

domestic

A gas guzzler that looks ugly, manages to do 18mpg on a 109hp car and breaks down on the highway leaving you stranded.

Also see : Cash for clunkers.

I used to drive a 108hp 18mpg domestic. AAA was the most dialed number on my phone. I traded it in to Cash for Clunkers who shredded the car into more useful scrap metal and gave me 4,500 for it towards my new 50mpg Prius.

by vette driver August 4, 2009

Domestic Shorthair

A woman or girl with a boy's haircut. Usually frumpy. This looks good on nobody.

Look at that domestic shorthair reading that knitting book.

by thepunisher August 30, 2013

Domestic Bliss

The joy one feels when arguing with their cute spouse or significant other, the feeling of fighting without getting truly angry.

Ah, true domestic bliss.

by Halo_Girl_243 November 28, 2018

domestically challenged

Homeless

That domestically challenged gentleman just asked me for a dollar.

by communityservice April 29, 2011