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dirty samchez

the act of putting ones fist up a girls a hole and then taking it out and smearing the poo stained fist where her brazilian should be and then make a couple of eyes out off the poo.
I dirty samchez'd my dads grans great great grand daughter the other day, she didnt like it though.
by Stewzy June 1, 2011
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Dirt Sanchez

When someone tries to give a dirty sanchez but has trouble finding enough fecal matter, instead resorting to using dirt to make the mustache
"He gave you another dirt sanchez last night? Have you been getting enough fiber?"
by dolphinarms October 20, 2008
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Dirty Stanchez

Full, long, and dignified facial hair grown by an Asian male.

Not to be confused with the random stubbles of hair that appear on most asian males.

Also not to be confused with "Dirty Sanchez". Those are just wrong.
"Yo, check out that Dirty Stanchez, it's so incredibly attractive"
by Asian Male May 6, 2009
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Dorty Sanchez

When you take some ones finger who is passed out stick it in some one else's rectum and then proceed to rub under their nose with it
I hate zack price he is a dorty Sanchez
by Mendenstine May 1, 2014
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Diry Sanchez

sticking your finger in some ones ass whole, then giving your self a poop mustashe
by Dgtlpdrx May 8, 2003
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Dickless Dirty Sanches

When one sticks index finger in or around butthole and walks up to an unexpecting victum then rubs saturated finger between upper lip and nose area.
Boy 1 "Daaang girl did you hear what happend to Gina?!"
Boy 2 "Naw, son what went down?"
Boy 1 " Girl Gina was actin a fool so Shawndra stuck that finger of hers in her booty hole and gave Gina that dickless dirty sanches!"
by Shaafreekya February 20, 2011
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dirty+sanchez

A Dirty Sanchez is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the womans starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Dirty Sanchez.
That bitch was so skanky, she didnt even mind that I gave her a dirty snachez!
by BryanO July 17, 2003
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