dirty gecko parade

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.

David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.

by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009

Dirty Alexander

When you cum or piss in a condom and freeze it and then beat the shit out of your youngest sibling.

My sister bit me so I gave her a Dirty Alexander.

by TesticalTitan May 14, 2020

Directioners

Directioners are fangirls who are totally obsessed with the UK Boyband One Direction who leak a whole album(not just songs), hacks security in the boy's hotels and shops. They fight with other fandoms and hate on celebrities like Taylor Swift and The Wanted. They give new directioners fake information about them and they give intelligent comebacks at people who insult the boys. They burn people if necessary and suspend verified accounts. They stay in their rooms the whole day to fangirl over them and blog about them but only come out to eat food. Directioners call people 'carrots' when they pronounce Louis's name as 'Lewis', when they get hold of the wrong information about the boys, tell them about the mushroom joke and say 'extraordinharry', 'amazayn', 'phenomeniall', 'fabulouis' or 'brilliam'. They are the meanest fandom who make fun of other fandoms. Celebrities also admit that they are crazy. They even found the boy's exact times and hospitals they were born. They even stole Liam's boxers and they found their penis sizes. They are the only fandom that can laugh like crazy, cry and look #done within 4 seconds.Elounor and Larry shippers fight with each other all the time. YEAH WE'RE THE WORST!!

Peasant:"Ew one direction is so ugly and gay!!"
Directioners:"I hope you get motorboated by a porcupine or given a blowjob by a motherfucking shark."
Other fandoms: You insult us, we insult you back.
Directioners: You insult us, we turn your insults into a joke. We use reaction pictures and make you as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
Stupid:"Why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back.
Directioners:"Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway."
Boy:" They are only famous for their looks "
Directioner:"Yeah so I bought their album just to listen to their face."
Irrelevant person:"One Direction has no talent."
Directioners:"I don't wanna be around you. I don't want you in my environment. I don't want you in the motherfucking city. If I could move to Jupiter, I would but I wouldn't be able to motherfucking breathe."

by Harryseyeball May 24, 2014

Dirk Strider

A character in a webcomic called "Homestuck". An awesome dude who likes ill beats, smuppets and his pointy anime shades.

Roxy: omg Jak *Jake u totsally sond *sound liek Dirk Strider rigt now.

by autumnalsolctice February 17, 2015

Teenage Dirtbag

A teenager typically living with lack of reason to be alive, living in depression or lost, and somewhat of an underdog

Being bullied or underrated and being compared with a unfair POV to a more popular person, means your a Teenage Dirtbag

by Siwiwoqpwkabs9161 February 7, 2021

dirty chewbacca

When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl

Dude, you're girlfriend gives such good head that I gave her a dirty chewbacca!

by dominoe 9632 September 22, 2006

Dirt Goblin

The action of or person who prefers anal sex with a woman before she wipes her ass after taking a shit.

"Tommy went home with that girl last night, but didn't get any because he went for the Dirt Goblin."

"I got home at 5' in the morn, she smelt my dick...and found out I'm a Dirt Goblin"

by DirtyGoblin September 11, 2013