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diing

While I was skiing I saw someone diing.
by IHeartWillSchatz November 9, 2007
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rooster diving

Opposite to the male sport of "muff diving" it simply means "diving for Cock". It can be done by animals as well, when they are rooster diving to clean themselves. The sport is mostly played by females, who enjoy a good Rooster Dive; as well as fags who are into "man meat" in their mouths and can't get enough of it.
"Look at your dog! Hes Rooster Diving!"

"Wow, Suzy where did you get that wicked rash on your cheek?", "Ohh I was rooster diving all weekend!"
by AddyMacz September 21, 2006
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distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.
I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.
by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014
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scruba diving

Engaging in heterosexual coital sex under water while wearing scuba diving equipment.
Janice and I spent our vacation scruba diving in the islands.
by Cayman Joe March 1, 2007
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Diving

The voluntary act of a player of association football or soccer in the U.S where he or she falls unexpectedly as to gain the free kick or penalty for their own team. Divers are looked down upon in the community of football and will usually be given a card for their actions. If a very obvious dive is noticed, the player might even be fined by FIFA.
"Diving is ruining football"
"Did you see last night's game? The guy dived in the box and recieved a penalty kick for his team. The ref didn't even notice!"
by flimer64 June 10, 2008
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diving bridge

stated by some chink named Joobie, meaning diving board
You can buy on the diving bridge
by dbr May 19, 2004
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Diving Almonds

A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.
"Hey Lynn, let's partake in some diving almonds after lunch in the stairwell!"
by Oriental November 1, 2011
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